frut

When your gut is so big, and the crotch of your jeans is so tight, that it looks like a butt in the front.

I think those jeans are cutting off circulation to her frut.

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Eggs on denim

When a guy wears his blue jeans without wearing any underwear.

J: "I don't have any clean underwear."
K: "Just go eggs on denim."