JIMS

Stands for: Jesus Is My Savior

Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.

You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.

Typical things that a JIMS would say is:

"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"

Guy 1: Dude she's really cute. Should I ask her to prom?

Guy 2: Sorry man. She's a JIMS. She is already going with her church friend after they have dinner with their pastor after talking about the book of Genesis.

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