Lung Tat

A tattoo you get on your lung,so your dad doesn't kill you.

Shake: "Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got."

Frat 1: "I had to get it done on the inside or my dad would totally kill me, I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat."

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Reigning Supreme

To rule a certain audience. The audience can include people, body parts, and international grammar rules.

Guy 1: "Dude, my farts are reigning supreme on my nose."

Guy 2: "What did you eat?"

Guy 3: "I don't know, some Thai shit I think."

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