Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.

Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.

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Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"

Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.

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Weeaboo

A geeky, usually homosexual kid who likes anime, drawing, reading, Naruto, and acting gay. Undesirables. Emos, Vamps, or Goths. Mostly Tattletales.

Jeff: Dude, why are you drawing during sex ed.

Weeaboo: Don't judge me for being different!!!

Jeff: Okay don't overreact. I just made a simple statement.

Weeaboo: TEACHER HE'S BULLYING ME!!!

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