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average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)
The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon
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Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.
Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.
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to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.
Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.
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v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.
Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated
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completing the job
1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
22π 12π
2 year old John Gotti: Moms!!!! Youse betta gimme my fuckin binky back before I wack youse!
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a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".
Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.
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