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To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!
To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.
To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.
Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.
French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.
he: "Would you care for escargot?"
she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."
the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)
"Anyone care for escargot?"
"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."
a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )
Of course I'd like to take you to the prom, Oh Sweetness and Light !
what you give your woman using your morning glory
I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.