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she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
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For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!
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A word used by a retarted Davison High School student who couldn't spell bomb.
"There is a bome in the building"
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getting drunk; derived from the language Jag
"Let's get lugged and go drive around!"
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A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?
-I puked so much last night!
-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.
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verb: to penetrate with penis
verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
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