My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

169👍 114👎

Plate

A pound of marijuana.

Buyer: aye you got that?
Dealer: what you need?
Buyer: lemme get a plate

171👍 59👎

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

21👍 10👎

Shyan Jannise

shes one rad girl, shes the best mexican ever...shes so cool...shes a true balla.

2👍 1👎

niggaho

someone who is a fool.

You niggaho, you missed the question!

16👍 7👎

anwr

Newly opened republican playground.

"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."

11👍 12👎

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

17👍 3👎