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Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by jAkE January 26, 2005

171πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.

Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.

by jAkE February 3, 2004

269πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by jAkE January 15, 2004

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


toppin' some g's

makin the $$$ aka: working

me: yo whats up?
you: i just be toppin some g's.

by jAkE August 18, 2004

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wet Nap

what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)

It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara

by jAkE January 21, 2004

19πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


cut

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

by jAkE March 25, 2004

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dr. Firecrotch

a pereson with red pubic hair.

Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!

by jAkE August 7, 2004

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž