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strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

by jAkE May 4, 2004

45πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jAkE December 23, 2003

32πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.

todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom

by jAkE April 17, 2004

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by jAkE February 26, 2004

88πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


chunk

Nickname, commonly used to describe a LARGE friend since it was made popular in the movie Goonies.

Hey Chunk (Ardi in this case), get your butt over here and stay out of my Pantry!

by jAkE March 27, 2005

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by jAkE March 26, 2004

22πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž