jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

45👍 102👎

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

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sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

13👍 4👎

gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.

todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom

5👍 9👎

zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

88👍 59👎

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

40👍 15👎