muart

too die; dying; derived from the language Jag

I'm gonna be muart if I eat all that vitamin e."

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well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

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clonophobe

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.

Mary was deemed a clonophobe after refusing to support the FDA's decision of marketing cloned meat.

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Jay-Zeezer

An amazing mixture of Jay-Z and Weezer, utilizing the Jay-Z construction set, where Jay-Z's lyrics are layered over Weezer's guitar loops.

Man, I was just listening to Jay-Zeezer, that shit is hot!

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nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

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prom

To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.

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elbow

a joint between the forearm and the upper arm

i bent my elbow

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