day of defeat

A WW2 based mod of half-life. You should not compare it with CS since the two are completely different exept for the fact that its a first person shooter with 2 teams.

didnt u hear me the first time?

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Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

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screamo

yelling song lyrics that mean something sad or emotional

hawthorne heights is a screamo band

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g spot

the prostate when found through the asshole. is said to trigger ejaculation

"tap that prostate, hit that g spot!"

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mlbauh

A saying,said in response to something. Instead of saying yes, you would say "mlbauh!" Popularized by Mr. David Rader

"Will this be on the homework: NO"
"Will this be on the test?"
"MLBAUH"

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

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nargis

Nargis - The fountain girl that'll sqirt and peel pain off the walls....

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