Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

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Tagen

Is my best friend!!! i lov you Tagen Ann!!! I will always be here for you!!!If you ever need me give me a ring!! i dont care how late it is i will ALWAYS be tehre for you!!! An i mean it!!! No 1 will get in the way of our friendship! not even that slut britt!!!!

Tagen you are a great friend!!!

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dyslexia

A way of palming from the state and getting freebies for basically being slightly inept at the lingual version of mathematics.

Anyone know a bad mathematician? (yes, most of us). Anyone know one who gets a new pc when they go to uni? :P

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baiting

An excuse a troll uses upon posting an idiotic thread or reply to a messageboard. Usually said after said troll is flamed and shown of ones idiocy.

OMGzors I wasn't serious LOLz0rs!!!111 I was just baiting you and you fell for it!!

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brozniac

beer. A gift from the gods (and yeast).

Hey T, passa la brozniac por FA vor.

or

Say, anyone up for a brozniac or 2?

or for the xtra l33t try using the truncated version:
"broz anyone?"
which allows for leet surfer dudes to use "broz brahs?"

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virgin hair

hair that has not been dyed, bleached, permed, straightened i.e. it's hair that has not been chemically treated one way or another

it's so hard to find virgin hair nowadays

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bootylicious

big old ass that a brother would love to tap!

damn girl you ass is bootylicious, let my pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey

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