piss pound

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

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Marfa

A small town in West Texas. It is currently known for unusual UFO-like lights that appear in the area near the town. They have a festival on the first week of September called the Marfa Lights Festival. Scientists have recently bee moving to the area to study these unusual lights. James Dean's last movie was also filmed here and you can find James Dean paraphernalia there.

The Marfa Lights festival was fun and actually seening the weird lights creeped me out, in a cool way.

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boba fett

The ruthless and shady bounty hunter in the original Star Wars Trilogy. He is best known for his pursuit and capture of the well-known smuggler Han Solo. Although it appears that Boba comes to an unfortunate death in the film, Return of the Jedi, Expanded Universe books and comics have revived him. The actor Jeremy Bulloch played both Boba Fett and an Imperial Officer in the series.

Random bounty: "You don't talk much."

Boba Fett: "You talk enough for the both of us."

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Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

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half sack

n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal

I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack

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skizzy munter

A more extreme version of a skizzy but more vile version of a bogan. A skizzy munter is similar to a bogan but upon closer inspection has some more repulsive/feral/skizzy characteristcs.

"check out that skizzy munter, he got a mullet and no teeth"

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free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

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