timerize

The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)

You timerized me.

perpin'

"perpetrating" a lie

you be perpin' dawg, that bitch be fuckin' everyone.... hell, she fucked yo' daddy..... not cho' baby's daddy, but cho' daddy... mutha fuckah

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fucking good music

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.

This is fucking good music.

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noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

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sheeeeedjule

Another word for schedule. The word originated in the Vietnam War when General Sputnik tried to get his personal assistant to check his schedule, but had a dry throat due to lack of hydration. This originally brought about confusion between the two, but ultimately resulted in steaming hot sex.

I'll check my sheeeeedjule.

mouse

Another word for "vagina", coined by Beavis and Butthead while watching a music video.

"Her mouse is crooked" - Beavis

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