spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

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discharge

the stuff girls excrete from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually whitish, yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with female cum, but is not the same thing.

No, baby, Im not turned on, thats discharge in my panties.

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radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

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Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

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Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

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koss

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

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