Rural Dictionary

Gelper

Male leg hair. Usually long and disgusting.

1-His gelper was so long, he could comb it.

2-It had been so long since she shaved her legs, it looked like she had gelper

by jO January 1, 2005

Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by jO June 22, 2003

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The Nazis of today who are usually fans of Hitler. They mostly believe that Jews/homosexuals/coloured people who aren't white/Muslims/all religions are retarded and that the world would be a better place with just Aryans.

They must be stopped. No one realises that they are getting bigger and stronger than ever, and if their plans aren't abolished soon, we might well be heading for another, more crueller, World War 2 (the European war, I mean). Need I say more...?

David Irving. Ask about him in any history class and you'll get a lot of dark, dark looks.

by jO February 23, 2005

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The Kev

Well what can I say? legend comes to mind lol. Hes a really nice guy - a great friend and a fab boyfriend :P lol. when hes around you cant help but smile, he makes you feel on top of the world whenever you feel down, and is sexy to boot

wooo happy xmas kev!

by jO December 8, 2004

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gothics

a person with a particular lifestyle preference relating to nocturnal, dark. and occasionally satanic subjects, who express it through their fashion. Not to be mistaken for an emo kid who has black hair and a black tshirt on.

The Goths baa'd like sheep, from the herd 3 feet over.

by jO September 11, 2003

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