hypocrisy

1. (n) The state of being a hypicrite.

2. (n) One who pretends to be religious, smart, honest, loyal, noteworthy, sympathetic, kind, etc. without actually being so.

3. (adj) being or being associated with a hypocrite.

All hypocrates are sentanced to spend the rest of eternity in hell for their evil contradicting ways.

Hypocracy is the root of all evil in politics.

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sfoot

To accidentally inhale ash from a pipe while smoking marijuana.

"Shit, I just sfooted."

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derad

its a cocksucker or Blow Job

your mom gave me a derad

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vajamas

pajamas for women, a convergence of vagina and pajama

The woman slipped into a comfy pair of vajamas before going to bed.

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Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

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pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

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NASCAR

The best sport consisting of racing on every level with Nextel Cup as the premiere division, Busch Grandnational Series and Craftsman Truck Series are also the premiere series of NASCAR. NASCAR Touring Series are the Featherlite Modifieds Division, Busch North, Winston West, Kodak Southeast Series, Raybestos Northwest Series, and Goody's Dash Series. NASCAR also owns the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series presented by Dodge which is hosted at hundreds of racetracks each year.

NASCAR is longer and more exciting than Drag Racing

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