whackin your dog

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

5👍 8👎

poopscooper

bad job

workin at chicken factory

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NRB

No Reason Boner

I was sitting in class when I got a huge NRB.

546👍 315👎

cold ear

to freeze jizz onto a dish. Then to pick up with a finger and place in a victims ear.

kevin and tyler gave each other cold ears while playing dance dance revolution.

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LSD

A dangerous drug that should be avoided.

All that LSD I took caused lots of problems in my life.

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taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

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bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

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