I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping
13π 11π
Common of people who type fast, like "teh" and "taht"
Won: owned.
OFMG i MA TEH REET HAKCL I WON YOU1!!!1
7π 11π
The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.
As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!
66π 19π
Rammstein is the new orange.
These new Rammstein shirts are SO much cooler than our stupid old orange shirts.
34π 56π
a man who has a small penis and big man boobs
yo nigga dat dude justin brands is such a klinefelter
32π 34π
MANHATTAN!!!!!!!
Brooklyn is not "the city."
The Bronx is not "the city."
Queens is not "the city."
And Staten Island CERTAINLY is not "the city."
And Long Island isn't even a borough.
Oh please don't tell me you went to an inner city school when you went to Tottenville.
63π 141π
To be grateful of something/someone
Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl
34π 26π