dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

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lekoperkie

Having the wrinkliest nuts.

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

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Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.

*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."

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Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

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DohShit

1: Response from a male after ripping ass infront of one or more females
2: When one is being sucked into a toilet or bathroom stall

1:Freeman at Pete's house infront of 4 girls: "Hey ladies..." *RRRRiiiippppp" "DOH SHIT!"
2:While Urinating, a stall begins to suck Freeman in: "Ahh... DOHSHIT!"

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baliwood

india's entertainment industry

An Indian movie is made in baliwood.

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