MTV

The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).

"Music" television my ass.

MTV= Manipulative Television.

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willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

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Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

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blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.

Damn yo, your blowin up again

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smelly

something stinks like hell

oh my! that shit on your shoe is smelly

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nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch

Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her

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plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

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