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When you eat a pregnant woman out and the baby licks you back
Man1: Yo, what's wrong with you?
Man2:I went to my wife's pregnant sister's house to smash and ended up getting some tiny love.
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When you eating out a pregnant woman and the baby licks you back
"I went to see my wife's pregnant sister and smashed and ended up getting some tiny love."
When you too old for your puss puss eggs to be functional
I had 40 kids and now I have rotteneggitis.
Person 1: So......How did you know you were gay?
Person 2: I looked in the mirror and they were looking a little gay.
Person 1: So you had sassy balls?
Person 2: Ding ding ding correct.
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When a guy has a sexual attraction to sticking his penis in-between a person's femers
Person 1: Karen my boyfriend has femerpenis
Person 2: how you know?
Person 1: when we were having sex he pulled out and started fucking my thighs.