ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

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South Park

the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

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yft

your friend through

usually used in group type emails

if your chat group is for an artist/musician such as Monte Montgomery

signature, (ending email)

YTFM (your friend through Monte)

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yerm

To easily squish

The pillow is yermable

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Phallus

Formal/medical term for the male genitalia.
See dick, penis, cock and tool.

The man's phallus was crooked because he tried to fuck a goat sideways.

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thurston moore

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

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fo sho

for sure;positive;exact going to or gonna

me:hey you comin to da party this sataday?
friend:oh fo sho wid it ill be there

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