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poopsicle

a thing that joe fuchs grandma likes to eat for dinner

Joe: Grandma im hungry whats for dinner
Grandma: poopsicles

by jUsTiN April 28, 2003

7πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Stonecock

The ultimate of utimate compliments for having a huge dick. Sometimes refered as Stonerock.

After I banged Paul's mom, she said I had a stonecock.

by jUsTiN September 1, 2004

33πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by jUsTiN March 16, 2005

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bulkus

Used to describe enormous MASS... accumlated over a short period of time with massive amounts of burgers and force feeding.

Ex. The bulkus - Dylan

by jUsTiN February 16, 2004


crateball

The most badass game ever. Involves 2 milk crates separated at a distance of about a youth soccer field, with a ball such as one used in kickball in the middle of the field. The crates have a hula hoop or some other circular object surrounding them. If anyone from either team is inside that hoop for more than one or two seconds, then they are served with a penalty. This rule basically just prevents people from sitting on the crate or otherwise being a douchebag. The object of the game is to get the ball in the other crate. The game starts with the two teams running towards the ball in the center from their crates, and gameplay continues from there. Gameplay never stops until the end of the game (normally when everyone decides to quit, but you can set a scoring limit). Since the field is divided in half, each team has half the field. If you have the ball, and you go into the other team's half, then if they tag you you have to freeze and throw the ball to someone else. If you are tagged on your side of the field, then nothing happens, and if you are tagged when you dont have the ball on the other side of the field, then nothing happens. Your team scores a point if you manage to get the ball inside the enemy team's crate. The ball can be dribbled, kicked, throw, ran with, etc. There are no rules as to how you can tag a person, either. Tackling is acceptable, as is a feminine slap on the back. There have been many good wrestling matches in the middle of a crateball game.

Generally, teams of about 4-10 work best.

"dude, crateball after class?"
"hell yeah, lemme get the stuff outta my trunk"

by jUsTiN April 11, 2005

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ghetto gay

Typically a gay male trying to pass himself off as a straight male. Usually dresses and loves to be ghetto fabulous. In the gay world is not an attractive look.

Chris is so ghetto gay

by jUsTiN May 27, 2004

33πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.

'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.

by jUsTiN October 15, 2003

91πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž