Snuffleupagus

When you're in the 69 position, and the guy pulls his dick out of the female's mouth, then lays his balls over her eyes and his dick over her nose, thus making her look like the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.

Dude, I just laid my balls and dick on my girl's face, and she looked just like Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street!

32👍 21👎

Snail Trail

When a female wipes off her vagina juices on to her hand, then smears it down her lover's face.

Guy 1: "Do you like getting snail trails?"

Guy 2: "Sure do. I love my face getting wet with vagina juice!"

11👍 41👎