Colombasaurus

1. A mythical dinosaur that roamed present-day Colombia during the Cretaceous Period.

2. A Colombian person doing an impression of a dinosaur.

1. Long ago, Colombasauruses roamed the Andes...

2. Carlos: Rawr!
Joe: WTF?
Carlos: Rawr!
Sheila: It's ok, he's a Colombasaurus.

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Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.

Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.

reodorant

Deodorant used for the second time in one day for the purpose of freshening up.

One may use reodorant if he/she is in a rush or is too lazy to take a shower.

After track practice, Jim applied some reodorant to keep himself smelling fresh.