WWTTP

Who Would Tim Tebow Pick?

I cant figure out who to pick to win March Madness this year....
good thing I have this WWTTP bracelet on.
Who Would Tim Tebow Pick? hmmm....

HOOKRAY

a nasty ass female, most likely has STDs, has probably slept with one or more of your friends

no way am I gonna moisten tonight, all these hookrays smell like v-cheese.

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Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off

This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J

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v-cheese

(noun) cheese manufactured in the vaginal region. DO NOT EAT!!!

I woke up this morning all hung over to find my skeezer roommate her left v-cheese panties on the bathroom floor.

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