Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

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jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

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take one for the team

1)v phrase. the act of agreeing to otherwise non-consensual sex for the advancement of sexual relations in one's party

1) "Alright guys, I guess I'll take one for the team this time."

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goddamn

1)intj. awe, disbelief
2)adj. something of a negative value

1) "Goddamn, she just left me."
2) " That goddamn wrech broke again!"

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vrehlmpop

1) a noise or audible expression made by the removal of a penis from a vagina

1) Man, I was doing it, I pulled out and it made a vrehlmpop.

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