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any fruit and vegetables sold in sainsburys
courgettes, carrots
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when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
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kes, kes, please come and sit on my shoulder and we can make sweet love
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when someone has not lived their life to the fullest due to them not experiencing something which I have
ah, christian, youve never played dont speak with 3 different speakers?
christian, you havent lived!
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