rumplestiltskin

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.

Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.

Girl: You had me at drop down.

Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.

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