Drunkle

Any male person that is your senior, be it family or friend, who has a hard time figuring out adult life processes, and spends most of the time on some sort of substance ie alcohol, cannabis.

I can't meet you up, i've got to give my drunkle a ride to the post office.

Alternafrump

A woman or girl who aspires to dress, act, and think "hip", but ultimately comes off as being plain and frumpy.

I went to this hipster bar in SouthEast that was crowded with alternafrumps.

Rejuvenazi

Someone who uses plastic surger and/or botox in excess.

I went to the country club in the Hills....Rejuvenazi Central!