Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.

"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."

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The Shire

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

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wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.

"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."

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NYE

The last name of Bill, best known for his contributions to the field of televised science.

"Hey, Bill Nye the Science Guy is on!"
"Sweet dude!"

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college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

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it is what it is

That's just the way things are, like it or not.

"I hate how the government feels like they have to monitor our every move."
"Hey, it is what it is."

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dills

drug deals, not just pickles.

"Yo, my boy's down in Brooklyn makin' some dills, so we should have mad money for the club tonight."

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