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mouth

a girl or bird who talks too much with too much common slang

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"allright kidda laaaaaaaaaar"
"alright lid"

by jackie July 11, 2004


so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 20, 2003


Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

by jackie July 02, 2003


Greasy Rosita

Like a Greasy Sanchez except when a girl wipes the sweat from her snatch on a guys upper lip.

Amelia gave him a Greasy Rosita and he spent all day licking his upper lip!

by jackie June 11, 2003


irie

Respect. Every Jamaican I know says this is what it means.

What are you doing later?
I'm takin my girl out for dinner.
Irie mon.

by Jackie January 17, 2005


Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003


quick draw

The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.

One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.

by Jackie February 24, 2005