Sesame Street

the best MOTHERFUCKING kids tv show that first aired in the mid 70sto today and will air TOMORROW.

i first what that show when i was like 2 years old now im 21I still tend to watch sesame street not caused im tweaked, cause theres nothing bettet on tv in the morning other than a bunch of stupid talk-shows or soap operas.

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FedEx

where a lot of hot sexy young guys work at.

yo i love those fine ass fedex guys.

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ipod

A portable digital jukebox that fits right in my shirt pocket.

instead of having a bulky cd player in my pants pocket having to frequently change cds, i can just listen to my ipod which i have easy access to in my shitr pocket and not have to change cds

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slytherin

the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.

draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!

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see ya later, alligator

a song composed by Bill haley & the comets in 1956. it is a great song and is rock n roll history.

see ya later, alligator, after while crocodile, dont u know u in my way now, cant u see u cramp my style.

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Shitpipe

the pipe (oil burner) used to smoke shit (methamphetamine,crystal,speed,ice) out of.

guy #1 : yo do u party?
guy #2 : yeah
guy #1 : do u have any?
guy #2 : yeah but i dont have a shitpipe.
guy #! : no prob! i got one!!!

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dipshit

a stupid-ass retarded person

George W Bush is a fuckin dipshit...LMAO

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