Nanosecond

A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times

cling!(Green light)
HONK HONK HONK!
nanosecond!

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cat

Not a dog

The UrbanDictionary. #1 definition for dog is "not a cat", soooo I found logical that a cat its not a dog..

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Blowjob

Promotion

She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager

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cockroach

Japanese Delicatessen

I went to Japan, and ate kametashi matushi (Créme á la cockroach)

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Hyena

An African mammal, ugly as hell,hairy and dirty that usually feeds on shitty corpses left by other animals, fucks once a year and yet keeps laughing.

Safari Guide : Look people, a hyena!
Tourist: Ewww, thats disgusting!

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Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money

Sailing owns, though

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