Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

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knuckle washer

when a woman ejaculats on your had via the fingers

That bich was a real knuckle washer

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Stub Sack

When a male shaves the pube's in his groin area and it irritates his genitalia anytime the two touch.

Guy 1: " Damn man, I should have never shaved my pube's, my stub sack is killing me."

Guy 2: "Just ask your mother for some anti-itch cream."