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vood

(adjective or adverb) (English): Combination of the words "very" and "good."

Pronounced like "good," but with a "v" ("vuh") sound.

Mike: Dude, Jason's party last night, did you go?
Jim: Fuck no. He's a loser. I bet it was terrible.

Mike: Actually, it was vood. Smoked pot, drank smooth-tasting vodka. Really! It was vood times two!
Jim: Fuck, I missed out.
Mike: Hell yeah you did.
Jim: Well, did Jason play music vood?
Mike: Fuck yeah. He was a tight DJ.
Jim: Shit!

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom March 29, 2018

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Barred

An adjective used to describe someone on an amount of Xanax that is clearly too much for them.
Being "barred" entails slurred speech, believing you are sober, unable to walk right, etc.

Mike: "Dude, Jason got fuckin barred last night."
Jim: "Really? Well, fuck, yeah. I thought the dumbass drank too much."
Mike: "Being barred is fucking cool if you do it right."
Jim: "yep."

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom August 9, 2017

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The big idea

"What's the big idea" is a phrase used whenever a person has a stupid, impossible, or pointless idea and someone needs to tell them off without being too rude.

Jason: "Dude, let's go smoke weed in public!"
Mike: "Oh, really? What's the big idea? Get arrested?"
Jason: "Uh, no...it's to have fun."
Mike: "In jail? Are you barred again?"

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom December 23, 2017


heart attack

A heart attack, also known as a myocardial infarction (MI), is a serious and deadly problem of the heart. It occurs when a clot of blood or plaque builds in the arteries or veins of the heart, decreasing or stopping blood flow to a part of the heart muscle. The heart will fail to beat sufficiently due to less workpower and more stress, and may then degrade into an abnormal heart rhythm or cardiac arrest, the latter of which having only an eight to ten percent survival rate.(1)

They may occur as a result of disease or with no apparent cause.

Chewed aspirin is used in the immediate treatment of heart attacks for better outcomes. Later, heparin (blood thinner) may be given, with nitroglycerin (blood vessel widener) or an opioid ("pain killer"). Long-term measures, such as blood thinners, stents, beta blockers, statins, nitroglycerin, and angiotensin II receptor blockers as well as angiotensin-converting-enzyme inhibitors (both of these widen blood vessels and decrease blood pressure), and aspirin regimens can be used and prescribed for comfort and preventative means.

Noticeable symptoms for men often include severe pain in the chest, arms, and neck, shortness of breath, lightheadedness, dizziness, feelings of impending doom, and fainting. For women, they more often include nausea, indigestion, and clamminess, but may also include the other symptoms.

Source 1 (include periods): cpr heart org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/AboutCPRFirstAid/CPRFactsAndStats/UCM_475748_CPR-Facts-and-Stats.jsp

Heart attacks are a growing problem that we can help treat. Eat less salt, get some more exercise, even for just a brisk walk a day, drink and smoke less, and we'll finish heart attacks in no time.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 17, 2018


Lorred

Used to describe someone heavily under the influence of lorazepam, brand name Ativan. The similar term "barred" is used to describe someone on heavy amounts of Xanax. Can also be used as "lorred out."

The .gif to go along with this definition showcases a lot of benzodiazepine drugs, one of which is lorazepam.

Mike: So, you know Jason, right?
Jim: That dumbass who got barred and groped Ashley Jamison?
Mike: Yeh. Lucky she didn't press charges. Anyway, he got lorred out as fuck last night.
Jim: God damn.
Mike: Yeh, he was sitting on the beanbag chair at Maddox's just fuckin' around with a pencil and looking he was gonna pass the hell out any second. Eventually he just fainted, pretty much. We got so worried we checked his breathing, dude.
Jim: Good he didn't die.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom September 8, 2017


pão de queijo

A common food item in Brazil. It consists of bread rolls baked with cheese which are light and buttery. The name translates to "cheese bread."

Mike: I like pão de queijo because I like to eat breads.
Jim: You never went to Brazil, Mike.

Mike: What do you know, Jim?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018


Conjugation

Conjugation of verbs is the idea that verbs will change based on certain factors. For example:

In English, the verb "to be."

(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.

(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.

(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.

Conjugation of English verbs is not that hard, at least when you compare it to Spanish.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018