Country Music

In one word: Painful.

1. As my grandmother turned on her country-music radio station, my ears started to bleed.

2. "If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd have a ball in mine."

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Jensexual

When a female who is otherwise lesbian is attracted to, in love with and/or obsessed with David Jendro.

I'm not gay... I dunno. I'm a jensexual

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sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

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Blowpops

Happiness in a candy.

Otherwise known as addictive.

Your future world leader's weakness (yours truly).

"I was about to behead the peasant, but I abruptly stopped when I heard his offer of unlimited blowpops for life."

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skeezing

asking someone out without knowing them very well, scaring Jade, being a perverted creep.

Dylan, stay away from me ur skeezing me out!

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Xenophobe

Basically, to hate or be afraid of people from different cultures, religions or ethnic origins.

Comes from the word xenophobic.

If you are ever caught doing something racist use this word in your defence.

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lindsay lohan

untalented ginger bitch that thinks she can act and sing who had a nose and boob job but denies it

why dont lindsay lohan just admit she had a nose and boob job everyone already knows it

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