pit-nicking

To steal one small, not very valuable (in terms of money) thing out of a whole bunch of the things in a very 'sneaky'(ish) way, and then do it again and again from different bunches of things that belong to different people or groups because they won't notice if one of the things is gone and it won't really impact them in any way. Like going on a walk and stealing one flower from each yard to make a bouquet instead of stealing a bunch of flowers form one yard because no one will notice if one flower is gone and it makes you feel mischievous and sneaky in a delightful kind of way. (created and thought up by Aurora Aksnes (AURORA); found in a triple j interview)

"I went pit-nicking for a bouquet of flowers." "I pit-nicked some candy from the pantry while I was at my best friend's house."

"I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking in my life. I love stealing flowers from other people's gardens." - Aurora Aksnes

effishenated

1) The past tense of efficient
2) The action of making someone a fish

1) "Improvements in transportation effishenated westward expansion"
2) "They effishenated the new student, they were now a bubble eye goldfish"

punctiofera

To stab a grape leaf or multiple grape leaves. Preferably with a machete, but a knife or spear would be fine too. Derived from the latin words punctio (stab) and the scientific word for grape leaf (vitis vinifera).

"I am going to commit punctiofera"