flaps

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

125👍 68👎

dirty pillows

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

45👍 46👎

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

12👍 9👎

Fuck Wit

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

22👍 22👎

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

20👍 20👎

ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

11👍 16👎

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

58👍 136👎