crab shack

The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.

Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began.

Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess

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swoned

The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.

James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.

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flesh balloon

a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.

Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.

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