St. Fu

Saint Fu...St.Fu...the subtle inuindo for the Cap locked STFU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...but in a stealth kind of way for when someone pissed you off...

John: man this is a cool bar !
You: yeah whatever, it's a sausage fest St. Fu.

Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

Flap Casserole

Flap Casserole...an over-stuffed vagina...when viewed on it's long axis compared to a vertical comparison of the visual reference of lasagna or other meaty layered substance is equal in it relative width, girth, holding capacity, and layered visual appearance is relative to the comparison.

Whoa! her meat sheath was way too big and it looked like a slop box... wait...it looked more like a flap casserole by the time I got there.

"Did you finish?" Well, yeah duh"

flesh turbin

1. the wrapping of one's satchel (i.e. scrotum) with anger or disgust as an act of defamation around another person's head until they pass out, like from a choke hold.

Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.

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hooszhwa`

A select variant of the term Hoosier (absolute trashy, nickle rich, dime poor people.) Generally sporting mullets, jalopies, having 4 or more offspring while living in a trailer with 'Joe Dirt' like je ne sais quoi. Used when the direct knowledge of hoosier-dom is known to the said offender but yet they still try and add eloquence to their situation or style with a French flair.

Thinking that taking your girl to a fast food restaurant and saying "no, go ahead pick anything you want" off the menu makes you fell like a big spender fine diner is very, HOOSZHWA` Then when you leave and jump in the passenger seat of your '83 F150 and yell "whooo, we're drinking rich tonight!" mixing Boone's farm Strawberry Hill and Busch beer together (for homemade champange)...'nuff said.

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Bag Deep

1. Full throttle, sinking to the hilt, literally or figuratively.
2. Highly favorable defensive position which offers an unobstructed field of view.
3. Depth of coitus.
4. Willingness to go bag deep (take the whole shaft) to obtain something.

"He went bag deep to break that tackle and get that touchdown."

"I didn't know if her roommate was home so I went bag deep to watch the front door."

a."I think I bruised my pelvis." b."Oh, you went bag deep?" a."Yeah, a real hammerjacking."

"Damn, he's bag deep after that promotion."

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Fuckmosis

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.

So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.