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A showers who's drain is clogged, thus when showering- forces one to both shower and bathe their legs in filthy deepening water.
"Seriously, we need to call a plummer. I refuse to take one more ba-shower. We already tried Drain-O. Now lets call in a pro."
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1. To be completely ignored. To enrage another by ones complete and eternal indifference to that person. To be made dead.
"Yeah, he still calls me and leaves voice mails but I don't take his calls. In a few days he'll realized I cold murphed him and hopefully realize he's forever dead to me"
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Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.
Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?
Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.
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