grakle

a scavenger bird .

texan:i beta git my shotgun them grakles are in the field again.

wife:them grakles always eating up all the field vermin.

muggurd

from the biblical terms sloth or sluggard (a lazy person)

and the more modern term mugg (... of mugshot status)

a muggurd simply cannot stop laying around .be it a cott hammak bed or pool furniture . they simply must lay down.

friend:git up ,c'mon lets go,were already late. . (under breath) muggurd.

mug.:let me just rest five minuets.

hence muggurd

mudd skull

pigeons and smaller birds like swallows . usually found in a backyard bird bath or on the edge of a swimming pool but mostly in mud puddles off the curbside bathing .

SON: hey look dad mudd skull taking a bath.

FATHER:yes son GOD even hath the fowl of the air blest cleanly.

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