shartay

when you shart yourself but you just manage to save yourself at the last second

brett: o man i think i just sharted
ruben: u did?
Brett: uh uh no i just shartayed myself

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Dom

name given to the dumbass in your possy or clique. the kid who will say the dumbest most uncalled for phrase that make no sense what so ever.

Brett: you werent running as fast as drew
Ruben: i wasnt trying. if i wanted to i could have ran by him and kicked him in his face.

ruben would now have the dom

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