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He's the queen bee. The star.
How do I even begin to explain Sean Q?
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Sean Q is at the top of the social hierarchy
Sean Q bullies people because he's insecure about his homosexuality
And that little one? That's Sam Solomon.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Sam Solomon could get it