Blue Bowels

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

cock tale

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

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Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

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