man saggers

A term you would use when you have been extrodanarily dissed and you have no way to comeback without making a complete fool of yourself and being stabbed because you will have no friends.

Bill: yo momas so fat, she sucks on ginass day and night like a turd monkey.
Alex: oh yeah! well your a man saggers!
Bill: oh no you didnt! im gonna go cry now!

handiversary

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).

I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.